I’m going to try to compile the entire history of armies ever from different leaders, put them together, add my own input, and make the greatest, most detailed army history ever. Better that ACP Saga. I call it: Project Epic. Coming August 2009.
-TJN
OK this has been happening to me for over 6 months now, and it has to stop. I’ve seen it happen to other people, too. Everyone bases their opinions of people on stuff they did a long time ago. And it’s really annoying.
OK so here’s a good example. I’m on an overnight school field trip. My friend gets pissed off at me and chucks a book at my eye. I get pissed back at him and try to hit him a couple times (I miss, since he knows karate [so do I, but:], he was laying down so he could put his feet up in defense, and he was wearing shoes). We hated eachother for a couple days, then moved on, and neither of us care about it anymore.
Another one. I accidentally hit a kid in the face and make him bleed (whoops!). Everyone is yellin’ at me and hates me for about a week, but then everyone sort of forgets about it, and no one cares after a couple weeks.
Now here’s when it happens in the ACP. Last summer, I find that something is unfair, Ankita insults me about it or something, and I cuss her out. Fort almost fires me for it and everyone is pissed at me for a little while, but they STAY pissed. I was still getting insulted for it like 4 months later.
And another one. I try to trace someone’s IP WITH THEIR CONSENT and AS AN EXPERIMENT, and Aber finds out I have a pic of her THAT SHE GAVE ME, and she bans me for 2 weeks. I come back on, everyone’s all weird with me for a few days, but then MOST of it dies down. But then there are like 5 people who were still taunting me about it a few days ago! I mean really people, that was FEBRUARY! 4 MONTHS AGO! ACP, you really need to start forgetting about what people USED to be like, and start thinking about what they ARE like. Stop being inbred fucktards.
-TJN
Yeah, well, Jcapp commented saying that if I kept bitching, he;d report it to WP and have my site banned. Guess what? I won’t. But I don’t think that surprises you. So… Jcapp if you were smart enough to read my about widget, you’d know that this site doesn’t matter to anything that goes on outside of here, it’s just me stating my Constitution-given opinion. So STFU.
OK Jcapp on ACP chat is a complete asshole. He takes the rules WAY too far. I get kicked for saying 5 words in caps. Or saying hell. I mean, really, COME ON!
There’s a point to these rules, and that’s to keep from spamming in caps and from keeping bad language away from the younger soldiers. Something like THIS would be something you should kick:
“HEY GUYS!!!! WHAT’S UP!!! MY NAME’S DJSA38!!! I LOVE ACP AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO JOIN!!!! ITS SOOO AWESOME!!!”
Not:
“OH MY GOD BAN FEST!”
That hardly is disruptive. And also, I need to make something clear about cussing. I know I’m not in ACP anymore, but I personally talked to Boomer about what is considered a curse.
N**ger=ban
C**t=ban
F**k=ban
S**t=ban
B*tch= kick
D*ck=kick
P*ssy=kick
D*uche=kick
Damn=nothing
Ass=nothing
Crap=nothing
Hell=nothing
And also, with the *’s. It’s ok if you say it mostly censored. Instead of fuck say f**k. Also, WTF is not a kicking offense XD.
So Jcapp and other mods, PLEASE take this into consideration. I’m not trying to order you around; this is coming sraight from the top.
-TJN
I’ve got to explain something, because I’ve seen complete and utter stupidity on RPF, Nacho, and ACP chats. The first part is about Nacho chat, though.
I have to straighten something out. World War 2 was NOT Allies vs. Germany, retards. It was Allies vs. Axis. That means US, Britain, and Russia (and a little bit of Poland, China, and France) vs. Germany, Japan, and Italy . I’ve researched it, don’t try to tell me I’m wrong. Look it up for yourselves. Don’t try to tell me it was just everyone ganging up on Germany. I will not listen.
Now, CP World Wars. With the exception of WWI, World Wars have followed these guidelines:
(Note: World War One lasted a couple weeks, had only one army per side, and was fought on mainly 1 server.)
Now, on these 3 big chats I have had people saying that there have been 4 World Wars. That isn’t true. Most of what you thought were World Wars were really Mini World Wars or just wars. MWW’s are wars that:
OK? There have been 4 of those, I believe. Anyway, the 2 main candidates for “World Wars” are these ones:
I’m about to disprove both of those theories. The first one had only ACP on one side, and lasted only 3 weeks. That came closer than anything else to becoming a World War, but turned out to be MWWIII.
The next one is just retarded. First of all, 5 vs. 1 is hardly a war; it’s just a slaughter. Also, it only lasted less than a week before ACP surrendered, I think, or RPF called the whole thing off. Whatever. That became MWWIV. The point is, none of those have been long enough or had enough armies on each side to be called a World War. So stop thinking there was a WWIV! There wasn’t! Now, let’s hope this becomes one. If it carries on for another 29 days and ACP gets an ally, we’ve got ourselves a World War. 9 more days and it becomes a Mini World War.
-TJN
OK so I’m downstairs in my house watching the season finale of Heroes. When it finishes, I come upstairs to find my sister Racegirl2142 on ACP chat. She tells me that she went on, but it was under my name (because I had recently been on chat on that computer). She then says that she said “Hi” and got banned by Jcapp. Perfect example of a noob. Defects from army to army, being a goody-two-shoes everywhere he goes, and ends up being a total asshole.
But that’s not what I came to talk about. I came to talk about how armies, especially, ACP and Nachos, percieve noobs.
The Nachos are always talking about how ACP is full of noobs, so I need to straighten this out. Before I do this, though, I need to tell you what a noob is.
1. The Newbie: Just a new person to a game or group. Acts a little irrationally because he/she doesn’t know any better. Pretty harmless, but tends to not follow orders and call OTHER people noobs. Noobs of this kind are anyone who hasn’t been in their main army for a month yet, or people who still act like this later on, which brings me to my next point.
2. The Veteran: I give this name to the people who have been in their army for months, even years, but still manage to somehow act like a total dipshit. If they were members on chat, they would look exactly like newbies. I think you can all pull an example out of this one… starts with an S. 3. The Jerk: Noobs can also be just annoying people. They spam chats and sites and talk about stuff nobody cares about. So, they aren’t necesarily trying to be a jerk, they just seem like one because they act like a fag.
4. The Goody-Two-Shoes: I mentioned this one before. It’s someone who always follows every rule exactly. Like, counting crap as a curse word and banning someone for it. They pretty much are complete brown-nosing suck ups.
5. The Rouge: Can be one of the most annoying kinds of noobs. They run around and do whatever the hell they want. If they are high-rankers they are probably currupt. They never follow orders or do anything whatsoever. It’s these people that start anti-ACP and anti-Nachos rebellions. 6. The Youngster: Some young people (meaning 8-11) can act really immature and babyish. They are the people who are the whiners, too.
So, in a way, ACP has a lot of noobs. And by that, I mean, it has a bunch of newbies and youngesters. But, they can sure as hell rally on CP. Here’s a graph I painstakingly made to express the ACP’s soldiers:
Nice, eh? Ya, thought so. And that’s just the majority, by the way. So ACP has noobs, but not in that much of a bad way. And remember, think about these numbers. ACP has 1400 people. 80% of 1400 is around 1100. That still leaves about 300 non-newbies. So, ya.
Now, the ACP giving the Nachos an asswhiping this time. The ACP says that they are always attacked by rouge Nachos. They also say that the Nachos spam them and are jerks. Well, I’ve said it time and time again, don’t judge people on what they did months ago. In January, the Nachos were full of rouges attacking ACP. That was 3 months ago. It’s April 28th, people! People can change! Most of the Nacho jerks, spammeres, and rouges are gone. I’ve made another graph for them.
And yes, Nachos, some of your soldiers are still pervs. On “horny night” (as you call it), that is. So, ya. That’s About all I have to say on noobs. Cya l8r.
-TJN
So, my first rant. Here goes.
A war, eh? About time. This might be one of the only compliments you see on this site. We’ve been in a lull every since Oagal and Commando initially retired a year ago. Everyone said it was OK, but they’ve been dead wrong… what we’ve needed is some action, and we’re getting it. Who am I siding with? Well, i refuse to throw a single snowball or join one of the armies, but I will be in Nacho uniform sitting on the side, because I think the Nachos have an OK cause. Here’s my real rants, on the armies themselves.
ACP: Fail. Just fail. I have never EVER liked Aber or Shab. They are both assholes. Aber flips out over everything and made me look bad and lose my modship and get banned on ACP chat for about a month. Shaboomboom and I have always been rivals, and they both suck at leading. Quoting Commando (well, it was originally about Akabob but I’m still quoting it (XD)), “They couldn’t lead a stack of bricks.” He’s 100% right. This isn’t a rant on the army itself; that’s going to be my next post. this is on their position in the war. ACP is fighting a little bit for some action, a little bit to defend their capital, and mostly because Aber and Shab are probably going to force everyone to fight their asses off to defend their positions…
Nachos: I favor the Nachos here because they have a good cause. They want to get rid of a couple bad leaders and get some action. Finally, a war that doesn’t aim for the total domination and shutdown of an army. Bad part about the Nachos: troops. Nachos tend to only listen to Person, and Person only. I went on at today’s battle when Flarry, Terr, and some other leader were on. ALL WERE OWNER RANKS, YET THEY ONLY HAD 12 TROOPS ON! I’ve seen 30 in a hastily assembled recruitment party once. Of course, that was led by person. Nachos, listen to your other fucking leaders!
That’s all for now. Cya l8r.
-TJN
Hello people! My name’s The Jungle N, but I’m going by TJN here. I’m trying to think of some name to change it to. You know, like all those people make new names for themselves. Anyway, now that I’ve quit all CP armies, I’m free to give me opinions on them and insult them and not get fired of demoted. NOTE TO PEOPLE ON CHAT: This site is just an opinion, and I have freedom of speech. Nothing on this site reflects anything on chat, so don’t ban me on chat for saying stuff here. So, this site will be used to mock pretty much anyone I can think of. Sounds like Kyle, I know. My next post will be in a few minutes, so, stay tuned for more!
-TJN
